Dungeons and What? OGL?

It occurred to me that at present no one has control over my imagination. I intend to remain, physically and beyond the physical, where no one can control my imagination. So if I get together with some friends, and imagine adventures in a fantastical world, I need neither books, nor System Reference Documents, nor even Dice. The game Diceless Dungeons is a reminder of that fact. When I was a child I played Make-believe. In my adult life, I see the advantages that some kind of structure brings to that pursuit. It is helpful, but not required.

In the last several campaigns I ran, I didn’t need anything from the Dark Lord of Hasbro, even though i used the infamous Math Rocks associated with their gaming franchise. I made up powers, spells, and abilities as I went along. It was a less than perfect experience. But it was my experience. No license, no legal apparatus, no State can take it away from me. They can slay my flesh, but my imagination is mine, and it will always be so, even unto and beyond my death.

What I find uplifting about the current controversy is that folks by the hundreds of thousands are remembering that the imagination needs no branding, nor official rules, nor financial backing. Each and every one of us can create worlds filled with adventure and share them with our friends, acquaintances, and even our enemies. And there’s nothing anyone can do to stop it.

With love,

Abraham Gray

More House Rules Race-as-Class for P&P: Rhino and Vulture

I’m digging up and polishing off the Rhino Men and Vulture Men. Not sure whether to call them Rhino People or Vulture People. Cat People had a nice ring to it, but Rhino Men rolls off the tongue. Do a search for Rhino Men and you’ll find all kinds of amazing art depicting Rhinocerous Warriors. These classes are not complete… I even have some revisions in mind for the Vulture Men as I write this, perhaps reducing their Spell Points to that akin to a Druid (see The Divine Spark) and giving more spells to begin with.

Rhino Men are a fighter variant, gaining armor over time due to their thick hides and fanatical combat discipline.

My Vulture Men are a very scholarly spin-off of the magician, having fewer Spell Points and being very frail, but have an ongoing Urge Spell that costs nothing. They can glide on the feathered wing flesh under their arms if only lightly burdened.

More than the mechanics of the classes, they are peoples that populate the world of the novel I’ve been working on. I think there are plentiful opportunities for great role-playing. Imagine, for example, a cleric with Sean Connery’s voice (from The Name of the Rose) on a mission with three unlikely companions: a cat person, a rhino person, and a vulture person. Please give criticism. I value criticism. Two download links below.

A poem about being alone

Alone With All Of You

I went to the town faire today

There were so many people I knew

Three years ago I didn’t know anyone

And I didn’t feel alone

But today I felt alone

Because though I knew many people

And I even loved some of them

I never could connect with them

Even the woman I love was there

This woman who will break my heart

Who shared my bed not long ago

Whose kisses are like electricity

Whose heart roars like a lion

Whose roars I often disagree with

But it does not matter for I love her anyway

And I felt alone when I was with her

In comes this vulgar little troll who knew my name

But I didn’t know hers

Whose tone suggested she would attack or humiliate

And so she tried the latter

In a just world I could toss her into a dry well

And drop rocks on her

And she was the most familiar thing at the fair

Callous, aggressive, unkind

I wanted to lash out

But I did not

Then I bumped into a man who sang flat

But I always loved when he sang

He sang from his heart as I do

I felt tremendous impatience

And I gave lip service to the notion of listening

Because I wanted time with the woman with electric kisses

Who found something else to do at every occasion

Who seemed to not wish for my company

And so I didn’t put the troll in her place

And I didn’t listen properly to the flat singer

And I didn’t get electric kisses

I was alone with all of you

Some of whom I love

One who, in a just world, I would drop rocks on

One who deserves better than well acted fake politeness

And a woman with electric kisses who will break my heart

Tribute to my son, Peeps

On Wednesday, 11/18/2020, I had to euthanize my cat Peeps. He was in kidney failure. Peeps lived with me for almost 15 years. He was an impressive creature. At times he seemed almost human. He raised two younger cats from infancy, his younger brothers Pumpkin and Pickles.

He was patient with me when I was less than a good father. He always loved me even when I was wretched. He comforted sick cats at the Veterinary clinic. He grazed on grass while I foraged for dandelions and plaintains and sorrell.

When I moved into my new home, there were four Yorkie dogs here. He led his younger brother Pumpkin in a battle with the Yorkies. It was like something out of a fantasy film. Nobody got seriously hurt. From then on, the dogs and the cats lived mostly in peace.

There are so many tales I could tell about Peeps, but it would take forever. He was my son, and now he’s gone. On our American holiday of Thanksgiving, I miss him greatly, because I always made a plate of food for him and his siblings. Peeps was cute in that he made sure to eat his vegetables (all veggies were ones healthy for cats) as well as his meat.

His three siblings are sad, and seem lost without him. He was their father, leader, and king. Hail to the King. King Peeps. May he rest in peace.

Thank you – I found a home

A big thank you for your prayers and well wishes. I moved in with a friend of mine who had a spare room. It’s been a difficult journey but thankfully my feline children and I have a place to live. We moved in two days ago, and today the cats had their first encounter with the four Yorkie dogs who live here. There was a bit of a skirmish with my oldest two taking the lead in confronting the dogs, but they established their boundries. Over time all parties will adjust.

It was quite inspiring to observe the tactics my cats used in dealing with the tribe of dogs living here. There is a tribe of cat people (actual hybrids) in my story, so the behavior of my cats inspires the in-story actions of the major cat-people characters. My oldest cat, cancer stricken, aged 15, led the charge and was so brave. He was like a King leading his people. Theoden charging out of Helm’s Deep. His brother, only one year younger, joined him as soon as he let out that infamous feline devil moan. It was glorious. There were no real injuries, just some cuffing, lots of barking and hissing, chasing and retreating. And I must say, part of me was glad my tribe of cats came out on top, though I bear no ill will toward the dogs. They are sweet creatures.

RPGs, Life, Unexpected events

This whole pandemic has blown up my gaming group.  Most of my gang was in seclusion in fear of catching this bug.  This is not a political blog judging pro or con, it just was the fact that my group was in seclusion.

I’m grateful in a way, because I was getting tired of my out of control Sci Fi game.  My hope is when they feel comfortable enough to at least meet outdoors at a distance, we can play a different game together.

What I want to play is Pits & Perils or Blood of Pangea    but instead if I have a hacked up version of D&D 3.5 and all the skill inflation bullshit that goes with it. No matter how much I tried to simplify it, it got out of hand.  I forgot to put the Master in Dungeon Master.

I worked part time for a month but didn’t touch my book during the whole time.  Troy hasn’t left for magic school, but I did write a story of Tana’s first Orc kill, and how she felt about that.  I fleshed out a little how the different tribes of humans communicated with post riders travelling long distance.  With how the world is going, I doubt I’ll ever finish this book now.  It almost seems futile.

Story Fragment: The rats defeated, for now.

Here is more from my book in progress, “Zootaloot”. 

The rats are defeated in a one-sided anti-climactic battle.  More interesting than the battle  is how the humans and animals work together. I’m also interested in the mystery left behind, and how it affects the protagonists of the story.  I honestly don’t know what remains down in the rats’ fort.  What did the sorcerer leave behind?  How long with the rat skeletons stand there: decades, centuries?   I also take joy in showing how the peoples of the Pig tribe celebrate victory, even as they struggle to not scratch at their poison ivy…

The Captain of the rat guard, in dismay, tossed his weapons, unbuckled the straps to his breast plate, and returned to running on all fours. He bolted for the deepest chamber, which was the Rat Sorcerer’s room. Up the dark tunnel behind him he could hear the screams and squeals of battle, and the reek of ferret wafted down the tunnel. The captain pounded on the door, “Master! Master! We’re beaten! Open the door! Master!” He then put his shoulder to the door, and popped in, and shut it behind him, trying to catch his breath. Here he found a nearly empty chamber with a carpet, the stones arranged in a portal, and the skeleton guards who immediately moved on him. He didn’t have a chance to squeal.

The few rats hiding in the cursed trees gave up the fight when their home was overrun with ferrets, and carefully slunk away. Now all the humans walked about the rock pile, examining the constructions of the rats, and their armors and weapons, and found it all very curious and sad. Kevin went about, listening for the suffering of still living rats, and found a few badly injured ones. He put them out of their misery, all except one who limped along with a broken leg and arm. For this one, he put on thick leather gloves and picked him up, and spoke with him.

“I can take away you pain.”

“Go spit, Hew Man!”

“What kind of talk is that?” With this he took out a vial of poppy oil, and fed the rat a drop.

The rat seemed to relax after a few seconds, and he questioned the creature further. “Who set this place up?”

“The sorcerer.”

“Which sorcerer?” Kevin set the rat down on some dry leaves, and it began to unbuckle its breastplate with its good arm. Kevin took off his gloves, and helped with the other side, impressed with the handiwork of rats.

“Ours,” said the rat.

“Where is he?”

“In his chamber no doubt, working spells while we all die.”

Tana stood nearby and listened to this exchange. Then amid the milling about of the other people, and the pigs eating dead rat, and the ferrets licking their wounds and lounging, she wandered over to the main entrance, and peered down into the darkness. The hole was large enough for her to crawl in on all fours, if she wanted to.

Diana happened to glance in Tana’s direction, and realized what Tana was considering. “Tana don’t go down there,” she said, and came up next to her. “What are you doing?”

“The rat sorcerer is down there. Kevin learned it from a hurt rat.”

Looking up at the moldy, accursed trees about the place, Diana didn’t like the thought of a sorcerer down in the rat den. “Then we’ll smoke him out.” With that she asked Carberry,  Ferguson and the McDougals to fetch some deadwood and leaves. Troy heard this conversation and went to the entrance, and got on his knees next to Tana, looking into the entrance. He summoned a mild, glowing orb, and sent it down the tunnel.

They were impressed to see a well crafted passage, squarely cut, with shoring beams every so often, and this twisted away out of sight. They had a glimpse of a door on the outer bend of the passage. “More like men than rats, in some ways.”

“Did they make the trees go bad?” asked Tana.

“Yes, it seems that way,” said Troy as he combed the dirt in the entrance with his fingertips. There were no rat droppings. “Look Tana, there’s no poop.”

“Maybe they’re clean rats,” said Tana, also combing the dirt.

At this Martin McDougal, covered in dirt and scratches, plumped his fat self down next to Troy and slapped him gently on the back. He saw them studying the dirt, and said, “Maybe they eat their poop.”

“Who eats poop?” cried Ferguson with a laugh, who with Carberry, carried faggots of kindling over and plumped them down next to Troy.

“Since you’re down there,” said Carberry, “How about shoving this down the hole?”

Troy looked up at his abrasive brother and smiled. “Since you’re up there, how about you fetch me some supper and a mug of ale?” Tana kept staring into the passage as Troy pushed the wood and leaves inside. She wanted to know what other things the rats in their fort, but was obedient to her mother, and did not go down there.

Before long, the entrance was stopped with wood and dry leaves, and Carberry set it afire with his flint and steel. It wasn’t long until there fire became good and hot, and then they all helped fill the entryway with rocks and dirt to trap the smoke, and they stood around the rock pile and waited.

It wasn’t long until smoke began to come out of crevices in the rock pile, and the ferrets waited anxiously for rats to emerge. Nothing came but a few moths and beetles. All the rats were dead or fled after the battle. The the rat skeletons stood in the abandoned chamber surrounded in smoke: silent, breathless, waiting to execute the last order given to them.

* * * * *

The humans and their animals stood guard on the smoking rat fort for about hour, and the sun began to set. No stray rat shot quills at them, and the accursed, moldy trees gave up dropping branches, and seemed to slump over in undeath. The grabbing vines ceased to grab, and aside from the faint crackle of fire, there was an eerie silence.

Diana was satisfied that their menace was defeated, and called for a return home. All made ready, to leave. Kevin took the wounded rat and put it in a sling around his neck, and it slept peacefully. The O’Reillys called all their goats by name, and lead the parade out. The McDougals summoned all their ferrets, and after a difficult head count of the scrambling creatures, followed the O’Reillys. The Zootaloots made ready to go, but Tana lingered by smoking rat den with Borussa on one side and Nelly on the other.

“Come along Tana,” said Diana at the edge of the thorny ivy.

“We should go,” said Borussa. “It is finished.”

“And I want a bath,” said Nelly, who was exhausted from chasing rats up and down the rocks.

Tana had a nagging feeling like they missed something, but couldn’t express it in words. But she made a mental note to come back to this spot, and figure it out.

The party got home by dusk, and they were weary, and itchy. All the humans doffed their armor and their soiled clothes and jumped in the pond to wash the grime and itchy oils from their skin. They were naked, and not ashamed.

The animals were all happy to be back on the farm. “Mother,” said Borussa as Diana splashed in the pond, “unbuckle my armor.” But she didn’t understand. “Mother?” He made as to wade into the pond, and Diana noticed him. “Borussa, don’t come in, you’ll rust your armor!”

Carberry heard him, however, and swam to the shore, and unbuckled Borussa’s armor.  Nelly, who lounged under the willow tree, then said, “Oh! Me too!” and trotted over. Carberry unbuckled her armor as well, and the two big fighting pigs splashed into the pond and swam with everyone else. It looked like a giant pool party of humans, pigs, goats, ferrets, and a six armed orangutan. The cows wandered over in curiosity and because they were thirsty.  Upon seeing the merry gathering decided to wait until it was quieter before venturing down.

The humans broke out in rashes all over their bodies, except Martin and Donalda, who did not have the allergy, and Tana who carefully avoided touching the thorny poison ivy. They helped Kevin prepare salves to sooth their rashes, and also fetched water to drink, and food to eat, while everyone else tried not to scratch.

The elder generations of McDougals, and Cale O’Reilly, sat naked in the lamplight around a stump playing a raucous game of cards and swilled a good amount of ale and mead, and did their best to ignore their rashes. Alan McDougal alternated between his pipe, his ale, and a root he had a habit of chewing for its sedative properties. “Alan, dear” said Aine, who among them all seemed to bear her rashes with a little more dignity, “put one of those down, I can see your cards.”

“Now I know I really am old,” replied Alan, who spat the root away, “when I’m here naked, and all you can notice is my cards!” Everyone burst out in laughter, a great belly laugh, and it helped them forget their discomfort.

Rules D&D 3.5

Norbert Matausch inspired me to share about the current game of D&D I’m involved in. I was initially apprehensive about joining a game of 3.5, as 3.x is a terribly crunchy game. Look at this character sheet on the Wizard’s of the Coast archive page:

http://archive.wizards.com/dnd/files/PHB_v35_charsheet.zip

Lucky for me, my DM doesn’t care about much of it. We have our stats, we have our skills, but we haven’t had to deal with Touch AC, flatfooted AC, or AC at all. So far we have not used any armor rules. Almost any opposed test (including combat) are opposed D20 rolls. If you can make an argument why your stats or skills apply to the defense, the DM will let you add it. After a hit, roll damage. Most weapons crit on the highest number of the damage die, and the DM will add a special effect. So heavy weapons with a D8, D10 or D12 are great for quickly wearing down a foe, but the halfling with the D4 dagger will crit 25% of the time and cause some kind of meaningful injury informed by the fiction.

Unopposed checks are usually a D20 roll against a 10. If the task is especially difficult, it’s a 15. If it’s a bit easier, it’s a 5. Sometimes it’s a question of just not rolling a natural one, and in such circumstances, it’s funny how many of us roll Nat 1’s on group stealth rolls.

The magic rules are improvised. My Bard has his cantrips he started with, and the wizard and druid have accumulated more spells over time. A Gandalf-esque figure taught the bard a sleep spell he can cast by playing a lullaby on his bagpipes. Most of our party’s problems are solved through clever problem solving, negotiation, and some combat. Seldom does anyone actually use magic. And you know what? It’s fine. The best part is most of the players had never played D&D before, so they don’t know what they’re missing. Ignorance is bliss.

This leads me to my main point: You don’t need complex rules to have a good time playing a fantasy role playing game.  That is all.

However you game, I hope you enjoy it.